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	<description>(brak up di-it) n. 1. A highly accelerated spontaneous weight-loss phenomenon. 2. Only occurs when a woman discovers she has been dumped by a man she loves more than life and chocolate.</description>
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		<title>After the Break-Up: What Do You Do with The Stuff?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 17:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whether you were in the relationship for 10 years or 10 days, you still must decide what to do with the gifts and mementos from your time together. By removing relationship mementos from your living space and places where you see them daily, it will allow you to get over the break-up sooner and move [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=383&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stop Reading Harlequin Romances&#8230;They Melt Your Brain</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like many women, I admit, I&#8217;ve read my share (and then some) of the bodice-ripper books with titles like The Windswept Stranger. And I&#8217;ve decided that a good portion of my brain has melted because of it. I&#8217;m not the only one who believes this. Nine out of 10 cowboy/neurologists say the area of the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=317&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Relationship Material: A Guy and His Dog</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2009/05/22/relationship-material-a-guy-and-his-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 01:43:27 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[The Guys Have It]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[a guy and his dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Australian Shepherd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[best guys for a relationship]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dodge Durango]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a theory. A woman who wants a relationship with a great guy who is generous, attentive, and affectionate should date a guy who owns a dog (or two). You can tell a lot about a guy by how he interacts with dogs and how he cares for his own. Cats don&#8217;t count. With [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=295&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Guys: How NOT to Get a Date / Ladies: How To Avoid the Freaks</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2008/12/27/guys-how-not-to-get-a-date-ladies-how-to-avoid-the-freaks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 19:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[The Guys Have It]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Annette Fix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating disaster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny voicemail message]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[process of natural selection]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Guys, I just have to tell you, the fastest way to shoot down your chances of getting a date is to leave a socially retarded voicemail message on a woman&#8217;s answering machine. You may think getting the phone number means you&#8217;ve scored the date. But not so fast. Believe it or not, that first phone [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=186&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Break-Up Made Him Do It</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2008/11/29/the-break-up-made-him-do-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 21:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Excuses, Excuses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Annette Fix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[man sets fire to apartment after relationship break-up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Break-Up Diet: A Memoir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF Were You Thinking? Award]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve decided I need to create a blog post series about stupid things people do and then blame on a relationship break-up. I thought the shoplifting story was bad enough, but we now have to add arson to the mix. So, here&#8217;s the most recent recipe for break-up stupidity: Take one 36 year-old Scottish guy, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=95&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mr. Nice Guy vs. The Bad Boy</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2008/10/17/mr-nice-guy-vs-the-bad-boy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 06:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[The Guys Have It]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Annette Fix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[modern Prince Charming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr. Nice Guy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Bad Boy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Break-Up Diet: A Memoir]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever met a guy who seemed &#8220;too nice&#8221;? You know how they are&#8212;they open doors, buy thoughtful gifts, call to say they were thinking about you&#8230; I met a lot of nice guys at various times in my life. And as soon as I discovered how nice they were, it was the kiss [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=78&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Break-Up Made Me Do It</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2008/10/04/the-break-up-made-me-do-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 20:12:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thebreakupdiet</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Excuses, Excuses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Annette Fix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hard economic times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[relationship break-up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shoplifting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Break-Up Diet: A Memoir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the twinkie defense]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Now, I&#8217;ll be the first one to admit that a relationship break-up can make you do crazy things. Like&#8230;considering renting a house down the street from where your ex works so you can coincidentally run into him at a stoplight or happen to jog by his new apartment (even though you&#8217;ve never jogged a day [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=65&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Is Sex Leaving the City?</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2008/08/01/is-sex-leaving-the-city/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Break-Ups]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Annette Fix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Matthew Broderick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Jessica Parker]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Break-Up Diet: A Memoir]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is one celebrity relationship that I thought would last. Sarah Jessica (Square Pegs) Parker and Matthew (Bueller?) Broderick. I know they&#8217;ve moved beyond those roles, but I do love overdosing on the nostalgia of the early days. Ok, so beyond the fact that I&#8217;ve been told several times that I look like SJP. (Makes [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=31&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Get Your Power Back!</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2008/07/31/get-your-power-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[The Break-Up Diet: A Memoir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Annette Fix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[broken hearted men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love guru for men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[relationship advice for men]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s post is dedicated to my new favorite Power Ranger: Francisco. The European break-up guru for men. (Remember&#8230; I said Thursdays would be all about ripping stuff from other other places if I couldn&#8217;t find someone to guest blog or interview?) Well, since I committed to that lofty goal of a daily blogging schedule just [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=30&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Back in the Cyber Sex Swing of Things</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2008/07/30/back-in-the-cyber-sex-swing-of-things/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thebreakupdiet</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Break-Up Diet: A Memoir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Annette Fix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[break-up survival tips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[relationship break-up]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so spank me with a wet USB cable. I&#8217;ve been AWOL for far too long. My one loyal reader (a fellow writer) sent me an email in May and among the many things she said included this call to action: &#8220;I really enjoy your blog. You should update it more.&#8221; So, here I am. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=29&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>For Love or Money?</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2008/03/21/for-love-or-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can you find happily-ever-after if you sell out? It&#8217;s a moral dilemma. So, when I was approached with the Sugar Daddy offer&#8212;twice, I really wasn&#8217;t sure what to do. I mean, how great would it be to have someone take care of me? No financial concerns. No worries. I could focus on my writing and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=28&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hello, Ms. Robinson!</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/hello-ms-robinson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been a cougar since high school. As a senior, I dated Ricky McGuire, the cutest freshman on campus. Not much has changed since then. There is just something about the baby-faced guys that I can&#8217;t resist. All I have to say is that it&#8217;s a good thing I never became a high school English [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=27&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Which Object Does Not Belong?</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2007/12/13/which-object-does-not-belong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a line of mini vans and SUVs in the parking lot, and I pulled up in my convertible Celica with the top down, music blasting, and my spiky-haired teen and his skateboard riding shotgun. It was our first day at the homeschool group/park day/play date/Chinese water torture. Call it a social experiment. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=26&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>5 Hours in Purgatory</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2007/11/28/5-hours-in-purgatory/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It feels like being suspended somewhere between heaven and hell when you see your ex for the first time after The Break-Up. Think Twilight Zone meets Love Connection. Scary and pathetic all rolled into one train wreck of an episode. It started with Kevin calling to say he was coming over to pick up his [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=25&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pin the Eyebrow on the Old Lady</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2007/11/19/pin-the-eyebrow-on-the-old-lady/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t speak Spanish, but I think the translation for this picture is: These are your various facial expressions after BOTOX: happy, sad, excited, depressed, etc. It&#8217;s funny in any language. And oh so true. I admit, I tried Botox. I mean, let&#8217;s face it, it&#8217;s a competitive world out there in the dating scene. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=24&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>WWJD? = What Would Jung Do?</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2007/11/06/wwjd-what-would-jung-do/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thebreakupdiet</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Break-Up Diet: A Memoir]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An appointment with a hypnotherapist = 1 hour of your life that you&#8217;ll never get back. Paying a professional to listen to you rant about your ex-boyfriend = $150 an hour. Eating 1 pint of ice cream + watching Ryan Gosling in The Notebook = Priceless. Ok, yes, I tried the therapist route&#8212;once. It came [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=23&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Secret Number on the Cell Phone Bill</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2007/11/01/the-secret-number-on-the-cell-phone-bill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so I admit, I liked Nancy Drew mysteries when I was growing up. She was so smart. There wasn&#8217;t a clue that slipped by her unnoticed. She was tenacious and always figured out &#8220;whodunit&#8221; at the end. Of course, when I found a woman&#8217;s phone number plastered all over my ex-boyfriend&#8217;s cell phone bill [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=22&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s No Place Like Home&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thebreakupdiet</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kevin dumped me a week before Halloween. Did I mention that Halloween is my favorite holiday? I mean, how can you go wrong with a holiday that revolves around dressing up in cute clothes and eating chocolate? That Halloween I didn&#8217;t dress up. I spent the evening sitting on the carpet in flannel pjs watching [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=21&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Can&#8217;t Believe He Broke Up with Me&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com/2007/10/23/i-cant-believe-he-broke-up-with-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure there is anything worse than the loss of a great love. The sun is setting&#8230;your arms are wrapped around the waist of your Prince Charming&#8230;you both gallop together on the back of a white horse toward happily-ever-after&#8230; Then WHAM! You get flipped off the back and end up on your ass in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thebreakupdiet.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4922121&amp;post=20&amp;subd=thebreakupdiet&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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